=Sigh= This HAS to be the worst thing about 2022 so far, am I right? The sheer toe-curling cringe-fest that this was. There – that’s my review of And Just Like That in a nutshell. Or as I’m calling it, And Just Like That, I Cringed. Or there’s always And Just Like That, Here’s Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Woke Culture And Political Correctness in a Covid-Free World But Were Afraid To Ask.
I think you need a round of applause if, like me, you did it. ‘It’ being watching ALL 10 episodes of AJLT, the reboot of our beloved Sex and the City. They’re [roughly] 450 minutes of my life I’ll never get back – yet I could NOT look away. The definition of car crash TV, this is coming from someone who does not, and will not, watch reality TV because she feels like she’d be wasting her life away watching them.
But I watched AJLT every week because I watched every episode of SATC right from its beginning back in 1998, all the way through to its dramatic semi-conclusion in 2004. PLUS the two movies, the first of which was okay, the second of which was pretty poor. 24 years on, I’m INVESTED in these characters.
[Reading time: 15 mins – yep, it’s a long one]
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As suggested by a reader in Sunday’s This Post Is All About You: What Do YOU Want to Discuss? post, I’m writing down my thoughts about the crushing disappointment that was AJLT. I know that some people loved it, though many didn’t (going by friends’ opinions and the reactions on social media), and if you’re a diehard fan who thinks that the show’s creators did no wrong, I might suggest that this post isn’t for you.
Because I’M GETTING IT OFF MY CHEST.
But it’s not all doom and gloom and negativity – I will touch on the positives. And then launch into the negatives. And then we need to discuss its cultural and social significance, because the original show was a bit of a groundbreaker. But is AJLT groundbreaking, now, in 2022?
For just about the first time ever on this blog, there is bad language in this post. I usually cover up a sh*t or even a very occasional f*** here and there, but they don’t pop up often. This doesn’t reflect the way I talk in real life… I’m somewhere between a prude and a potty-mouth (or you could say somewhere between a Charlotte and a Samantha, with me leaning more towards the latter). I’m just not that keen on bad language in blog posts unless it’s absolutely necessary, in the same way I wouldn’t swear in front of my mum or out loud in the supermarket where people can hear me.
However, AJLT was SO bad that I’m not covering it up this time – it’s absolutely necessary. I’m going to write exactly how I talk, or rather, exactly how I talk about this particular show [to whoever will listen]. This show DESERVES bad language in all its gratuitous glory. You have been warned…!
Secondly, it goes without saying that THERE ARE MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD. I’m assuming you’ve seen all 10 episodes if you’re reading this.
And lastly, I want to just issue a trigger warning… I’m talking about all the issues covered in the show, the most distressing being the fact that the main character lost her husband.
(Oh I nearly forgot – I’m not going to comment on the current accusations against Chris Noth that plays Big, but maybe they were a factor in some of the clunkier scenes and he was edited out of some scenes as some have suggested. But I honestly don’t think him appearing or “talking” to Carrie would have improved this shitshow.)
Onward.
I thought it best I start with what I DID like. As I was writing this post I started with this section at the end, but when the post became more and more fleshed out with my rantings I realised that I couldn’t possibly construct this post with such a huge onslaught of negativity at the beginning. With a little “yay, AJLT” and a sad toot on a broken party horn right at the end.
So let’s start with the sad party horn toot: what got me all excited?
And…
Er…
Ummm…
I can’t think of anything else. I honestly can’t.
Okay so now my tune is changing… that was the good, now we have the ugly (bad is everything after that, out of order I know but who cares). The cringe factor was definitely the ugliest bit about the show. Every episode had so, so many cringey parts that I don’t even know where to begin. Off the top of my head…
Ughhhhhhhh it feels good to get that off my chest. Now for the specifics: the bad.
Honestly I wanted to strangle Carrie because she had to make everything about HER. But then, she always did and I always thought she was a pretty awful person and a horrible friend even 20+ years ago. Asking your boyfriend to go help your naked friend off the bathroom floor (when she’d pulled her back) instead of helping her yourself like she’d asked? Nice. Maybe the awful Miranda-and-Che-in-Carrie’s-kitchen scene was Miranda getting her own back, making Carrie spill pee in her bed. Shitty move either way, both of you.
Shitty Carrie then, shitty Carrie now.
Here’s a new drinking game: a drink for every time Carrie says MHD. Assuming you’re going to binge-watch this all over again (though WHY on earth you’d do that I don’t know), you’ll be trashed by the end of the third episode. Having said it so many times I was honestly screaming STFU Carrie!! or Don’t bloody say MHD!!! in my head every time she said (or was about to say) it. I mean, the woman has lost her husband and they’ve written the character in a way that meant I had almost no sympathy for her.
I WILL give the writers some credit for making me cry like a baby when Big died… until he got on that ill-fated Peloton I honestly wasn’t expecting it. But they turned my distress at a major (and rather fabulously wicked) character dying into annoyance, not sympathy.
Another example of Carrie’s odious personality: when asked what was her worst break-up ever, I think most of us shouted BREAK-UP BY POST-IT! at the TV… good god she even said fucking MHD then. I wanted to throw the remote at the TV and hope that it travelled through some sort of existential Logie Baird fourth dimension and hit the writers smack in the middle of their stupid, smug, woke-aware faces. Instead of giving long-time fans a “We remember!” moment, they just annoyed us with yet another reminder that Big. Was. No. More.
(Like we could ever forget.)
But maybe worse than Carrie and the whole MHD drama, there was this.
Before the show began, the ONE thing we all wanted to know was: How will they explain Samantha’s absence? Will they kill her off? It seemed like the natural thing to do as there seemed NO DOUBT that Kim Cattrall wouldn’t ever return to a SATC reboot. Instead, we got the worst, most unsatisfactory explanation shoved into the first few minutes of episode 1.
“She’s left us” says Charlotte to Bitsy. “Oh no she’s not dead…!” says Miranda to a shocked Bitsy while we all went, HUH? THAT’S IT?!! And just like that… Samantha’s absence was brushed under the showbiz carpet. I guess it should have made us realise that this was how the show was going to go for 10 long episodes. STRAIGHT in there with the bad, lazy writing. Considering she was the heart and soul of SATC, it was criminal not to give Samantha a proper send-off.
And talking of no send-off…
Poor, poor Stanford. Here the actor tragically died in real life. And considering Willie Garson was BFFs with Sarah Jessica Parker since forever apparently, you would THINK he’d have been given a fabulous send-off somehow as there was obviously no bad blood there (unlike the alleged ongoing feud between Kim and SJP). But no, we’ll ship him off to Japan with a Berger-esque note and a bitter husband in Anthony. (I can’t remember exactly, but Carrie probably made that scene all about her again.) Again, shoved into the end of an episode… and then, moving on. Stanford’s gone. NEXT.
Just awful.
Even with the lame explanation for Samantha’s absence or the denigration of Miranda’s character (don’t worry, I’ll come to that in a bit), the plotlines were nothing short of ABYSMAL. Really – what happened across 10 episodes? Big died, Carrie said MHD a thousand times, Miranda (might as well have) had a lobotomy and Charlotte’s children turned into brats, all with an overall sense of morbid gloom hanging over it. The end.
The fact that the plotlines I DO remember were beeping noises, peeing in a plastic bottle during The Kitchen Scene, Miranda’s constant struggle to be politically correct/woke/anti-racist, Steve’s ineptitude and Charlotte’s many, many horribly embarrassing scenarios (the dolls, periodgate™, Lisa Todd Wexley’s dinner party to name but a few). WHY to all of it. There wasn’t ONE plotline I could get on board with or that I thought was handled well.
Honestly, I don’t know what the point of the reboot was. No one developed as a character. They either went sideways or off on some random path of self-destruction. All of which could be described as character assassinations. Speaking of which…
Miranda. Where do I even begin?
The Miranda factor was almost the worst thing about AJLT for me. Back in the day, Ms Hobbes was my favourite. While everyone loved Carrie for her wardrobe and Samantha for her massive cahoonas and sexual openness, I was in Miranda’s corner. She was sharp, intelligent, down to earth and fiercely independent. 18 years on from the final TV episode of SATC, if it wasn’t for her looking the same (albeit with bad wig after bad wig), Miranda was unrecognisable. (Even Miss Ellie in Dallas didn’t change THAT much when Donna Reed replaced Barbara Bel Geddes.) Not a SHRED of Miranda’s former self was evident. She’d turned into a blundering, awkward, embarrassing, vacant, selfish buffoon. Every time she opened her mouth I cringed. What did bold, brash Che see in her, exactly? Old Miranda, yes, new Miranda… don’t get it. Can I stop talking about her now? Please?
Steve.
Like Stanford, poor, poor Steve. If you’re going to make him forgetful, completely gauche and out of sorts, maybe give him an actual reason for it – dementia does happen to people in their 40s and 50s, so were the writers suggesting he had onset dementia (especially considering the storyline with his mum)? It wasn’t clear. No, I reckon they just slapped some hearing aids on him and made him an embarrassing old fool. He was also either written out of episodes and scenes that he really should have been in, or he was given horrible lines that made him seem sad and pathetic. Oh and let’s not forget what his wife did to him – talking of which, did that really need to happen, in that manner? #JusticeForSteve
This was a bit hit and miss for me – you could tell that this show was a Patricia Field-free zone. There were quite a few outfits that I loved, but to be fair I now can’t really remember them well enough to recall one to describe or comment on. Seeing as the clothes were the fifth main SATC character, that’s pretty disappointing.
But what I DO remember were the “OMG” (not in a good way) outfits. Like, OMG Carrie is wearing high silver platform sandals to go painting in. And, OMG Charlotte is wearing a pink 80s bridesmaids dress to Rock’s they mitzvah. And, OMG Miranda is dressed like the mother of the bride yet again.
But the icing on the world’s worst fashion cake was the tangerine frock monstrosity in Paris (I’m gonna call it a frock as that gives it the contempt it deserves) that Carrie wore to scatter Big’s ashes. Complete with long pink gloves. Now, as you may know, I’m TOTALLY in favour of women wearing whatever they want and looking as crazy as they wish – or not. But these are fictitious characters, and this is a fictitious story, and as mentioned already the clothes are a character all by themselves. We’re been invested in the characters and the clothes for 24 years – the target audience for AJLT surely was women who watched all of SATC. We LOVED the fashion part of the show. Therefore, to have the main character wearing a horrible, ill-fitting, saggy, poufy-sleeved dress (sorry, FROCK) and some hideous gloves for a very important scene in which she was – and we were – saying goodbye to a much-loved character just detracted from the poignancy and made it almost farcical.
The fact that it was Valentino? I DON’T CARE. Just because it was a big deal on the runway doesn’t make the way it was styled on Carrie any less awful. And this is style icon Carrie Bradshaw we’re talking about – the woman who rocked pretty much everything she ever wore, no matter how crazy it would have looked on the average woman.
Let’s just remind ourselves what she wore when Big came and rescued her in Paris at the end of SATC the series… that soft grey Atelier Versace mille feuille gown (that she actually pulled out and wore to eat at her window in episode 8 of AJLT). Banish thoughts of the Valentino frock, let it just slip from your mind… think of the Versace… aaaaand relax.
Che. Do I really have to talk more about Che? Everything I feel about them is written here already… I’ve mentioned them often enough for you to get my views on that character {she says with gritted teeth}.
Brady and his heinous girlfriend. WHO lets their older teen child act that way? Or ANY offspring for that matter, whether they’re 17 or 47? For two (originally) feisty characters, Miranda and Steve acted like doormats in their own home, letting their son and his girlfriend do WHATEVER they wanted. This included brazenly having loud sex and ordering lube that was openly discussed when it was delivered. I don’t know if it’s me being a prude/from a different generation, but where the hell was the respect? Just, no. No, no, no.
Lily and Rock. Charlotte and Harry’s revolting children. Seriously, there’s no way Lily could be THAT naive (“I was checking your dad’s penis for cancer” says Charlotte, I mean FFS) and Rock was just a spoilt brat who, again, could have been treated [as a character] so much better.
Seema, Lisa Todd Wexley (LTW) and Nya (Carrie, Charlotte and Miranda’s new BFFs respectively). I actually thought these three ladies were all rather fabulous, especially Seema. But Miranda’s first encounter with Nya was THE WORST. Don’t insult [the fictitious] people that live in a major multi-cultural city like that, writers. I honestly don’t believe that that sort of encounter would ever happen in that way and go on like it did.
Feisty Seema was obviously meant to be some sort of Samantha replacement, but she still held her own to some extent; she was just missing some cracking oneliners, that’s all. A missed opportunity.
And there wasn’t enough LTW story for us to get to know her – all I remember is that she was probably the best dressed out of everyone. And her jewellery game was strong. Not much of an accolade though, is it?
This was actually my NUMBER ONE problem with AJLT. I honestly could have coped with Miranda losing her identity. I could have coped with Che being a total narcissist. I could have coped with Carrie wearing the hideous tangerine frock. I could have coped with Big dying (…no scratch that, I couldn’t have coped, I didn’t cope and it still made me incredibly upset for several episodes). I could have coped with the fucking beeping by walking off and making a cup of tea – I’d have missed nothing.
What I couldn’t actually cope with was the constant, incessant, neverending, forced wokeness – it wasn’t introduced naturally, it was rammed down our throats. It was unnatural. It wasn’t organic. Why was everything they did to address these issues pointed out so obviously to us? Instead of intelligently tackling issues of racism, gender identity and diversity, the writers were screaming,
LOOK LOOK LOOK WE’RE WOKE NOW / WE HAVE DIVERSE CHARACTERS / WE’RE GONNA TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT THE ISSUES YOU SHOULD REALLY BE AWARE OF / LOOK AREN’T WE SO CLEVER / NOW STOP CRITICISING THE SHOW FOR NOT BEING DIVERSE, YEAH?
YES the original was lacking in Black and Brown characters. YES the original was lacking in issues about gender identity. YES the original was lacking in characters with disabilities. YES the original had a few LGBTQ+ characters, but not many for a city like New York.
But thinking about it, most shows on at that time were lacking. The late 90s was a time when LGBTQ+ (mostly just gay) characters, let alone anyone else, were still treated as a novelty.
(Anyone who watched Ally McBeal may remember the treatment of a trans character that makes me shudder to think back on it. I’m sure it’s why it’s never, ever shown on TV or available to watch here, at least in the UK. You’d have to ban those episodes it was so disgusting.)
The writers, instead of cleverly addressing the issues they needed to address and making the cast more diverse, they decided to cram it ALL in in a really OBVIOUS way, making us cringe whilst doing it. There’s no need to shout WE HAVE NEW BLACK CHARACTERS and constantly bringing our attention to it in such a clumsy way – among many examples, Charlotte being worried about others thinking she doesn’t have enough Black friends. She banged on, and on, and on about it to Harry and anyone who’d listen. Or Miranda (her again) and the awkward, repetitive I’m trying so hard to be anti-racist blunders.
If these scenes end up irritating us, they’re not being handled correctly.
We, the audience, DO want to see diversity and difficult issues tackled. The original tackled sex in a way we’d never seen (or heard) before. What we DON’T want to watch is a show that’s treating us like children who need to be sat down and have it all explained to us as Clearly. And. As. Obviously. As. Possible. Do. You. Understand?
AJLT came across as one big list of checkboxes to tick off one by one. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. “Do you think we should develop these characters a little more, or introduce them naturally, or make them more likeable?”
“Nah, we’ve checked them off the list. We’re done here. Let’s go home.”
And my number two gripe after the forced wokeness was…
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO AIDAN? Everyone said he was returning. We waited. Nothing. Not a peep.
Unless it was fake news, the actor himself said he would return, and by about episode 5 I was beginning to wonder how they were going to shoehorn him in (by that stage everything else was being crammed in so there didn’t seem to be any room for The One That Got Away to make a comeback). By the end of episode 9 I knew it wasn’t going to happen… so what was all THAT about? I’ll be honest and say that waiting for Aidan really was the only thing that kept me hooked (if you can call it that). With each new episode being released I was thinking, Is this going to be the episode where he returns? What will he look like? Will he be married/divorced/separated? Come on, come on, come on, tell us, tell us, tell us…
It didn’t happen. NO AIDAN. Nothing pissed me off more. Well, maybe almost everything pissed me off… by that point, everything did.
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I came away from this show thinking, is this what women are meant to turn into when they hit 50? Is this what menopause does to us? It seems that that’s what the writers think we’re like… Who exactly are they basing these characters on? Instead of making 50+ women look badass and the forthright, confident, intelligent and self-assured humans that they actually are, they made us seem dreary, whiney, self-centred and pathetic.
We were bulldozed by all the preconceptions that have existed for years about menopausal women, with just a few glimmers of hope. If I were a 30-35 year old watching this and was starting to become more aware of menopause and how it would affect me in time, I would be horrified.
SO many issues were touched on but not explored properly. AJLT ended up being a jack of all trades, but master of none:
Aaaaand I’m done on the issues that weren’t explored properly. The only one that was explored in more detail was Miranda dealing with the question of her own sexuality. However, rather than treating it with the care and sensitivity that it should have been treated with, it was all shoved in our faces via Carrie’s kitchen and Miranda’s own dream sequence (I know it was a dream, but the blown-out white background was just out of place in any SATC series/movie/reboot). It made me think back to when diehard heterosexual Samantha openly dated a woman who was rather fabulous and we were all, Go Samantha!
But Che was awful. And Steve – a character that I always thought was so wonderful, loving and sweet – was tossed aside by a hypocritical Miranda (“You broke us!”) in favour of an attention-seeking narcissist.
So has AJLT broken any ground? Yes, but in the wrong way – and without any finesse whatsoever.
For me, the BIGGEST missed opportunity (of which there were many) was not exploring the fact that they introduced not just one but two non-binary characters. Top marks for inclusiveness, zero marks for the characters’ plotlines. Now, I’m speaking as a cis-gender woman, but this is how I see it:
If the writers really wanted to educate their audience and create awareness and acceptance, they shouldn’t have made both non-binary characters (Che and Rock) so abhorrent. I can’t think of any redeeming characteristics that either one had – and yes, I’m hating a kid again, but they’re a fictitious character so I don’t care.
What I wished I’d seen was, when Rock (then Rose) talked to Charlotte about their identity, the latter could then have set up a meeting between Rock and Che. It could have been a wonderfully touching, emotive scene with Che explaining about their life and how they have coped with treatment they’d received, lack of acceptance, etc. etc. The two of them sitting on Rock’s bed with Che sharing stories and answering Rock’s questions. Ughhh, I’m no storyteller but seriously, I’m welling up just thinking about a scene that I created. It could have been wonderfully moving and done a lot towards creating understanding, acceptance and starting a conversation.
Big. Fat. Missed. Opportunity.
And I wouldn’t have killed off Big and shipped Samantha off to London. I’d have done it the other way round. It would have given the character of Samantha a fabulous send-off and Carrie could still have had all the angst and drama that she craves [about her husband being away] WITHOUT her repeating MHD over and over.
With the plotlines as they were, the only saving grace would have been if Samantha had swooped in right at the end, giving everyone a slap on the chops and telling them all to get a grip.
But we knew that was never going to happen. And the fact that AJLT really didn’t work without the no-nonsense gutsiness that was Samantha Jones and therefore so lacking, they tried to compensate with… a load of bollocks.
Plus the kitchen sink (wearing a tangerine Valentino frock).
Stay safe XOXO
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